Observations and definitions that clearly have a story behind them:

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You're not really drunk unless you piss on your shoes... every time you throw up.
- a friend who remembers large chunks of the 60s

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The second date starts when both of you wake up.
- a really cute ex-co-worker who tried to assure us that she didn't know this from personal experience

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It's amazing how you can take the same basic set of parts, put them together in so many different ways, and still end up with 'perfect'.
-Mike's observation one spring day as we waited for the light to change at the corner of Vassar and Mass Ave.